About Pat

Birthday: August 12
Height: 5' 10 1/2"
Weight: 150 lbs.
Eyes: Of a puppy
Hair: Brown
Favorite Color: Yellow

Alternate Employment:
Pat works with those close to his heart as a beterinary assistant and, contrary to popular belief, is house broken.

Hobbies: Pat can be found every weekend searching area thrift shops for "ethnic" shirts, when not tending to wounds inflicted by unhappy customers.

(taken from the band's 1981 press kit)

Pat Hacker

Pat is a man. He works for the water company. He has a very nice wife and very nice daughter. They make their home in Orange County, California.